THIS BUSINESS IS NOW CLOSED. ITS NEW INCARNATION IS EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN.
Despite living close to Brunswick Street, it’s actually been a while since I went for a weekend stroll down the strip. So when a friend visiting from interstate suggested we have lunch there on a sunny Sunday, I couldn’t think of anywhere with an outside area that served really great food. Which is how by default we ended up at Retro.
For me, Retro is literally a cafe from another and another place. I don’t think I’ve been there since my early 20s, when I would shuffle outside at midday searching for a hangover breakfast after a night of bar-hopping with my footloose and fancy-free mates. The large cafe holds an enviable position on the quieter end of Brunswick Street, with trees dappling light over the pavement alfresco dining area and the usual Fitrovian op-shop vinyl mish-mash inside.
After planting ourselves on a just-vacated table in the shade, I went inside to get some menus and then waited for the debris to be cleared. A while later, I went back inside to ask whether we could order and whether someone could wipe down the table, grabbing two glasses and bottle of tap water on the way out. The laconic tattooed waiter followed me out with a spray bottle and a limp dishrag, both of which he then discarded at the next empty table.
Our meals came out in good time, but not the coffee my friend had ordered. She was good-natured about this (she’d already had her first coffee of the day) but I’d have expected a coffee to come out as soon as possible after the order, if only to buy some more time for the kitchen to prepare the meals.
My chicken burger with tomato, lettuce, caramelised onion, bacon, aioli and tomato relish ($15.90) was chunky and satisfying, although I was disappointed that my fries seemed to have come out of a frozen packet rather than handcut fresh. My friend’s chicken salad with salad leaves, tomato, cucumber and red onion was simple but unexciting ($14.90). She said that her skinny cappuccino, when it did arrive, was ok.
So while our actual meals were passable and the setting was relaxing, the poor service really let Retro down. We both decided that while we didn’t dislike our lunch, we would hesitate to return or to recommend Retro to others based on our experience.