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HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59-63 Bourke St, Melbourne

 HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59 63 Bourke St, Melbourne

 HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59 63 Bourke St, Melbourne

The sartorial choices heading up to Madame Brussels were pretty eclectic, from business suits to jeans-clad students to two guys in long Matrix-style gangster coats and pork pie hats. Ha! No one else thought to turn up to Bingo Night in full retro-housewife mode: a 50s-style full-skirted dress, a little collared jacket with bracelet sleeves and ferrying a container of home-made chicken and vegetable quiche on her bike.

Fortunately the game was not hosted in the rooftop bar but the sheltered candy pink and faux lawn surroundings of ‘Up the rear of Madame Brussels’. Our host for the evening was Ms Erin Tasmania, a quip-ready and slightly foul-mouthed bingo caller who spoke Dutch and Far North Queenslandish with a microphone voice. Over three rounds, the stupendous prizes on offer included a picture of Elvis, blue plastic skull mobile phone holder and a sexy gnome.

 HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59 63 Bourke St, Melbourne

 HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59 63 Bourke St, Melbourne

Well, the stars aligned for Jen and I tonight. Jen called BINGO not once, but twice and managed to swap her wins to claim the one prize she really wanted – the flashing light Jesus clock. I somehow scored a glass of champagne and a tequila shot (argh!), while Jen kindly donated her Rubert the Bear umbrella prize to me.

 HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59 63 Bourke St, Melbourne

Thrilled with her luck, Jen now has in mind a weekly Bingo outing. Frankly, I’m not so sure – that tequila made my eyeballs hurt.

Update 17 October 2009Madame Brussels are hosting Garden Parties every Saturday this Spring. Book ahead for the Spring Garden Package and you will receive rounds of sandwiches, cupcakes, scones and sausage rolls. Try their  new spring punches!

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3 comments for “HOT: Bingo!, Madame Brussels, Lvl 3, 59-63 Bourke St, Melbourne”

  1. [...] Madame Brussels(Level 3, 59-63 Bourke St Melbourne +61 3 9662 2775‎) – for Pimms and lemonade on a summer evening [...]

    Posted by Mel: Hot or Not – The Decisive Guide to Melbourne | A Vintage Affair | September 22, 2010, 5:30 pm
  2. Looks like it was a fun game / ladies night out! Jealous!

    Posted by Jackie | March 26, 2011, 11:16 am
  3. Its going to be hard to beat a ….

    …slightly foul-mouthed bingo caller who spoke Dutch and Far North Queenslandish with a microphone voice….

    You paint a pretty vivid picture of what reads like a great night on the town.

    Difficult to top a good game of bingo, regardless of where you live

    Posted by Taylor | June 14, 2011, 9:38 am

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