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NOT: Afternoon Tea, Sofi’s, The Sofitel Melbourne, 25 Collins St, Melbourne

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It’s my not-so-secret mission to taste test every high tea available in metropolitan Melbourne within the time of this blog. I think that’s an entirely doable goal – so far I’ve hit Stranger’s Corridor, The Langham Melbourne, The Westin and now The Sofitel.

Sadly, the weekday high tea at Sofi’s, the lobby lounge of The Sofitel, fell far short of the other places I’ve tried  my partner in crime Gourmet Chick was similarly unimpressed.

In terms of atmosphere it exudes the kind of refinement and elegance you’d expect from a five star hotel, with curved back chairs, cushy sofas, floral arrangements and even a grand piano in the corner.

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Sofi’s afternoon tea offering is a classic 3-tiered stand suspending china plates of finger sandwiches, cakes and scones, with a glass of sparkling wine to start and tea or coffee with your treats.

However, for $45 a head the quality of the food left much to be desired.

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The bread from the crustless sandwiches was stale, was too heavy buttered and the fillings were uninspired – deli ham, flavourless smoked salmon, slithers of cucumber and a paper-thin smear of egg mayonnaise. The pita bread from the roast beef roll-up had been sitting around for so long it was almost crisp.

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The scones were rock hard, though the home-made jam made them more palatable.

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The desserts were uniformly forgettable –  a bit of chocolate here, a bit of cream there – except for the hilariously retro carved swan profiterole! I didn’t really like any of the desserts as they lacked the sort of finesse I’d experienced at other high teas I’ve tried.

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Even the tea wasn’t that great. The selection was exactly English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Peppermint, Green tea. Boring, boring, boring, boring. The only consolation was that you got to sip it out of very nice tea cups.

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On the weekends Sofi’s offers a High Tea buffet for $69 per person which is the weekday offering plus a crepe station, hot and cold savoury morsels and possibly a greater choice of cakes and pastries. However, based on my experience I’d hesitate to paying even more money to try afternoon tea there again.

Sofi’s, The Sofitel Melbourne, 25 Collins St, Melbourne +61 3 9653 0000

Mon-Fri: 9am – 7pm
Sat: 10.30am – 8pm
Sun: 10.30am – 5.30pm
Mon – Fr Afternoon Tea: 2.30pm – 5pm
Sat & Sun High Tea: 2.30pm – 5pm
All day menu available from 11am daily


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4 comments for “NOT: Afternoon Tea, Sofi’s, The Sofitel Melbourne, 25 Collins St, Melbourne”

  1. I’ve had the more ‘plush’ high tea option there with the dessert buffet.

    Went just the other week actually with a large group. The value for money is quite excellent but the savoury to sweet ratio is too greatly in favour of the sweet. I can only handle so much sweets!
    The sandwiches were pretty meh and we only got 2 each – they were pretty much the same, stale and the fillings quite boring even though they were more ‘premium’.
    The quality of the sweets was okay – the little cakes and mousses not bad. Macarons were boring…I didn’t try the waffles or anything.
    Overall, I’ve had much better high teas.

    Posted by Esz
    Twitter: kittysdrawings
    | February 21, 2012, 1:41 pm
  2. I am still laughing about the swan. Too funny.

    Posted by Cara @ Gourmet Chick
    Twitter: carawaters
    | February 22, 2012, 8:12 am
  3. Is the Waiting Room on your list of “to do” High tea?

    Posted by Kate
    Twitter: grangermouse
    | February 22, 2012, 8:14 pm
  4. Sofitel’s buffet high tea is better. We blogged about it some time ago.

    If you are interested, check out our blog for more afternoon tea recs. Being dessert-foucs, we have a section dedicated entirely to high teas. Generally, afternoon tea in Australia is mostly underwhelming in comparison to what we have had in London, New York and East Asia.

    Posted by MoMo & Coco
    Twitter: momo_and_coco
    | February 27, 2012, 10:11 pm

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